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It Burns When I Pee Episode #0022 “Have Yourself A Very Burning X-MAS”

December 19, 2008 By Blake Clayton Leave a Comment

It Burns When I Pee
Episode #0022 “Have Yourself A Very Burning X-MAS”

Here we are at the end of 2008. It’s been a wild ride here at Get Your Hank On Studio. In the season of giving we bring you Episode 22 “Have Yourself A Very Burning Christmas”. In this episode Blake, Norma Jean, and Creepy Guy are all back in the studio together with special guest NTBNTBBTOB! We’ve wrapped up a great show for you and hope that you enjoy it.

Our featured artist is the amazingly beautiful and wonderfully talented Little Lisa Dixie. We have a great interview with her and we are going to play some of her songs. We are also going to play some cuts from Eric Kinsey & His Tip Top Daddies, Nine Pound Hammer, Zane Campbell, and Mr. Chill & The Witnesses.

We are also bringing back the fan favorite Norma Jean Watches Porn. We are replacing Earlene’s Sexy Time Advice segment with the new Creepy Advice segment. Yes it’s true… Creepy Guy is going to answer a fans letter and give some advise. What kind of show would it be without a IBWIP skit? In this episode the skit is titled, “IBWIP Meets Santa At The Mall”. Finally, we break out the presents and have the first ever IBWIP Gift Exchange. I think it’s safe to say there will be some questionable gifts given out! We also talk about when we stopped believing in Santa Claus, Creepy Guy going down on Blake’s mom, and a whole lot more.

So sit next to the fire, snuggle up to that special someone and wait for Santa to come down the chimney while listening to another great installment of It Burns When I Pee. Don’t forget that you can check out “The Making” of Episode 22 on our Ustream page. We are going to make the video cast a fixture of the show.

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Filed Under: Episodes Tagged With: Big G's Texas Roadshow, Blake, Blake's Mom, Christmas, Creepy Guy, Donation Button, Eric Kinsey & His Tip Top Daddies, I Saw Mommy Eating Santa Claus, IBWIP, IBWIP Video Cast, Little Lisa Dixie, Mr. Chill & The Witnesses, Nine Pound Hammer, Norma Jean, Podcastally, Podtrac Survey, Santa Claus, Saving Country Music, X-Mas, Zane Campbell

SLR Concert

December 8, 2008 By Blake Clayton Leave a Comment

Ok well I havent blogged in forever but tonight was well worth gettin on here at 1am and tellin yall about. Tonight Me, Norma Jean, and NTBNTBBTOB went to Champaign and saw the greatest fuckin Bluegrass Band On The Planet! SPLIT LIP RAYFIELD! As I walked up to the stage a young lady walked up to me and said, “are you Blake from IBWIP?” I about shit my draws. It was the coolest feeling to have someone know who I was! It really made it kinda sink in that people are listening to the show and enjoying what we are putting out there. To Melissa and her hubby (pictured above) you are awesome and you dont know how cool it was to meet you guys. Melissa and I even sang together! I met up with Wayne G from SLR just for a minute or two before they went on. He is an awesome guy. He even gave me a shout out while the show was going on. That was cool as hell too. See that is the difference between the bands we all listen too and the shitty POP country assholes. First, Kenny wouldnt have had time to stop and say HI and sure as shit wouldnt be about to know where the fuck I was in the crowd to point to me and give me a shout out. It also shows that the bands we love really are thankful that we are bloggin, doing podcasts, and just supporting them in general. Norma Jean had a blast (as usual) and took about 100 pics of Wayne and the guys. She even talked to Wayne after the show. She was head bangin and shit kickin.. until the gas station about 20 miles outside of Champaign… IBWIP would like to make a formal appology to the gas station attendent who had to clean up after her. All in all it was an amazing night and it really hit home what this REVOLUTION is all about. Its about meeting new friends at shows, rockin out for a couple of hours, and Norma Jean getting drunk. Thanks again Melissa and Thanks to everyone who supports the show. Without you I am just a guy about to get layed off because of this fucked up economy…… GET YOUR HANK ON FUCKERS!

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It Burns When I Pee Episode #0021 “Down On The Farm”

November 14, 2008 By Blake Clayton

It Burns When I Pee
Episode 21 “Down On The Farm”

Have you ever wondered what we recorded while at the Metal Farm Magazine Release Party? Well the three of you are in luck! Episode 21 is dedicated to MFM and The Reinstate Hank Campaign. We feature four, that’s right four interviews. Randy Bake, Blake Judd, Keith Neltner, and Sarah Luegers all hung out with us at the party and talked about their involvement in the two projects.

Of course we still spin some great music from Hank 3, Hank Sr., The Kentucky Struts, Straw Boss, and The Cowslingers. Sound like a long show? Well there’s even more! We break out the lost tapes we recorded while at the party as well. The lost tapes are completely raw and uncut. We just turned the mics on and started talking. Surprisingly enough there is little or no dead air. On the tapes Blake sings and bitches about Audacity. The crew also talks about erections, masturbation, and the clean up, Shake It Records, Bizarre Magazine, the Chunky Monkeys, and much much more. The final track even has an impromptu interview with Sarah Luegers.

So gather the family around the table during Thanksgiving dinner and push play on the iPod. I am sure granny is gonna love this one!

Quick Links From The Show:
Podcastalley.com
Crooked Rain
Podtrac Survey
Judd Films
Seven Signs
Neltner Creative
Donate Button
Bizarre Magazine (adult)
2009 IBWIP Calender ON SALE!

Any questions or comments? call (206) 339-8419.

Check out the site for lots of updates!
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Filed Under: Episodes Tagged With: Audacity, Bizarre Magazine, Blake, Blake Judd, Creepy Guy, Crooked Rain, Hank 3, Hank Sr., IBWIP, Judd Films, Metal Farm Magazine, Metal Farm Magazine Release Party, Neltner Creative, Norma Jean, Randy Bake, Reinstate Hank Campaign, Ryan Hamm, Sarah Luegers, Seven Signs, Shake It Records, Straw Boss, the Chunky Monkeys, The Cowslingers, The Kentucky Struts

It Burns When I Pee Episode #0020 “The Devil Has Ruined Us All”

October 17, 2008 By Blake Clayton Leave a Comment

It Burns When I Pee
Episode #0020 “The Devil Has Ruined Us All”
2nd Annual Halloween Special
Brought To You By: Devil’s Ruin Records

As we near the witching hour, IBWIP brings you their 2nd Annual Halloween Special. On this epiosde we preview some songs from Devil’s Ruin Record’s new compilation CD: Rodentia: The Best of Dark Roots Music. We play songs from Strawfoot, The Dad Horse Experiance, Christian Williams, Lonesome Wyatt & The Holy Spooks, and our good friend Slackeye Slim. We also spend some time talking to Slackeye Slim during our interview segment.

Your probably thinking to yourself, “That’s a jammed packed show!” but IBWIP doesn’t stop there. During the show we launch our newest segment, “Earlene’s Sexy Time Advice Segment.” Earlene gives advise to a listener who emailed us about his sex troubles. With Creepy Guy on house arrest, Norma Jean steps up as Co-Host and hit’s a GRAND SLAM! She talks about her trip to Sin City, her birthday, and you’ll never guess what she offers up to the fans. It’s a must hear! The IBWIP auction, our professional photo shoot with Redcorn Studios, and we get clarification on EP19’s question of “What is chalkin?” are just a couple more topics we hit on.

It’s another great show from Get Your Hank On Studio. Join us for some great music and tons of laughs. Maybe someday we’ll actually bring you a show that doesn’t focus on sex… YA RIGHT!

Redcorn Studio * Rumble Club
Horney Goat Weed * Las Vegas * Rodentia CD
Metal Farm Magazine * Reinstate Hank Campaign * IBWIP Photo Shoot
Podcastalley Vote

Any questions or comments? call (206) 339-8419.

Check out the site for lots of updates!
http://ibwip.com/ and http://www.section86.com/ IBWIP Episode #0020

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Filed Under: Episodes Tagged With: Blake, Christian Williams, Creepy Guy, Devil's Ruin Record, Earlene's Sexy Time Advice, Halloween Special, Horney Goat Weed, IBWIP, IBWIP Photo Shoot, Las Vegas, Lonesome Wyatt & The Holy Spooks, Metal Farm Magazine, Norma Jean, Podcastalley, Redcorn Studios, Reinstate Hank Campaign, Rodentia, Rumble Club, Slackeye Slim, Strawfoot, The Dad Horse Experiance

EP20 On It’s Way Oct 17th

October 13, 2008 By Blake Clayton Leave a Comment

“The Devil Has Ruined Us All”
IBWIP’s 2nd Annual Halloween Special
EP 20 * Release Date 10/17/08
Brought To You By: Devil’s Ruin Records
Section86.com * IBWIP.com

As we near the witching hour, IBWIP brings you their 2nd Annual Halloween Special. On this epiosde we preview some songs from Devil’s Ruin Record’s new compulation CD: Rodentia: The Best of Dark Roots Music. We play songs from Strawfoot, The Dad Horse Experiance, Christian Williams, Lonesome Wyatt & The Holy Spooks, and our good friend Slackeye Slim. We also spend some time talking to Slackeye Slim during our interview segment.
Your probably thinking to yourself, “That’s a jammed packed show!” but IBWIP doesn’t stop there. During the show we launch our newest segment, “Earlene’s Sexy Time Advice Segment.” Earlene gives advise to a listener who emailed us about his sex troubles. With Creepy Guy on house arrest, Norma Jean steps up as Co-Host and hit’s a GRAND SLAM! She talks about her trip to Sin City,her birthday, and you’ll never guess what she offers up to the fans. It’s a must hear! The IBWIP auction, our professional photo shoot with Redcorn Studios, and we get clarification on EP19’s question of “What is chalkin?” are just a couple more topics we hit on.
It’s another great show from Get Your Hank On Studio. Join us for some great music and tons of laughs. Maybe someday we’ll actually bring you a show that doesn’t focus on sex… YA RIGHT!

Links

Redcorn Studio * Rumble Club
Horney Goat Weed * Las Vegas * Rodentia CD
Metal Farm Magazine * Reinstate Hank Campaign * IBWIP Photo Shoot
Podcastalley Vote

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It Burns When I Pee Episode #0019 “So Many Jugs… So Little Time”

September 19, 2008 By Blake Clayton 1 Comment

It Burns When I Pee
Episode #0019 “So Many Jugs… So Little Time”

As the summer comes to a close, we heat up the inter-net with another socially inappropriate episode of It Burns When I Pee. Norma Jean (and her kissin partners: Sarah Bear & Natalie), along with Creepy Guy and NTBNTBBTOB join me in Get Your Hank On Studio and we bring you a jammed packed show. In this episode we feature an interview with the band BIG JUGS. These guys are awesome and we were honored to have the whole band on the show. We will also spin a couple of songs from their new album, “Ridin’ Dirty”.

We are going to rack up a special dedication for the late great Don Helms, and of course we can’t have a September show without showing some love to the birthday man himself… HANK WILLIAMS. If you haven’t heard, The Meat Purveyors got back together to do a new album and we have an exclusive track from that album to play. There will also be a great song from the band Politically Erect along with a Rolling Stones song. I know… we are all over the board on this episode. Ha Ha Ha!

We talk about tons of stuff in this episode as well. BEWARE: Norma Jean is drunk and Ryan is under the weather, but we still had a great time. We talk about our trip to the Metal Farm Magazine Release Party, the IBWIP Auction, fan feedback, and we press play and have Norma Jean and her kissin partners watch some more porn. Of course we are not going to leave you itching for some comedy, we have another great IBWIP Dating Game skit. This time host Blake Clayton is the guy looking for “Ms.Right”.

There are tons of little extras that we talk about as well. Below is quick link list of points talked about in the show. Don’t forget to go and check out all the items we have up for the IBWIP Auction as well… the auction starts on Sept 19th and ends on Sept 28th.

Extra Stall Notes and Links: Redboy Podcast, Hank Cash: Unknown Stuntman Video, Horny Goat Weed, Norma Jean Porn (Scat Dick), Judd Films, Neltner Creative.

Any questions or comments? call (206) 339-8419.

Check out the site for lots of updates!
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Filed Under: Episodes Tagged With: Big Jugs, Blake, Country, Creepy Guy, Don Helms, Hank Cash, Hank Cash: Unknown Stuntman Video, Hank Williams, Horny Goat Weed, IBWIP, Judd Films, Metal Farm Magazine, Neltner Creative, Norma Jean, Politically Erect, Redboy Podcast, Rolling Stones, the Meat Purveyors

“So Many Jugs… So Little Time”

September 14, 2008 By Blake Clayton 1 Comment

As the rain continues to poor down, I write to yall to tell you that Episode 19 of It Burns When I Pee is DONE! This episode is kinda different than our usual show. It’s alot more “loose”. We had 6 people total in the studio. Norma Jean, Natalie, Sarah Bear, Creepy Guy, NTBNTBBTOB, and myself. There was ALOT of audio that was funny as hell but didn’t reach the final cut. HA HA HA! We feature and interview and music by BIG JUGS. It was great having them on the show and if you have never heard of them you’ll definatly wanna check it out. Of course Norma Jean watchs some porn, but this time has Natalie and Sarah Bear to watch along with her. Classic. Mix in a little Horny Goat Weed, The IBWIP Dating Game, and talk about nipples and you got a show to remember!

We have still not begun to sift through all the audio that we took at the Metal Farm Magazine Release Party. With trying to get EP 19 done there has just been no time. We are thinking that before the end of the year we will be putting out a special BONUS episode of stuff just from the Release Party. It was an awesome time and everyone we met was cool as hell. We even have audio of me and NTBNTBBTOB talking about our erections, masterbation, and a whole lot more. Thanks to all the fans like Donnie Fuckin Cash and Cathy & Wayne for stopping by and saying hello. Randy Bake, Blake Judd, and Keith Neltner were awesome too.

So on the 19th when we release EP 19 we will also open up the bidding on the IBWIP Auction. We have some really cool stuff to bid on. We are trying to raise some money for a better mixing board, more web space, and a mic or two. Our plan is to hopefully be able to offer you a vid case as well by 2009. At least like a behind the scenes look at Get Your Hank On Studio while we are recording. Who wouldnt want to stare at Norma Jean for an hour or so right! A year and a half ago I never invisioned the show being what it is today, and now I invision it being so much more. Unfortunatly to do that takes money. We have tried to get a full time sponsor but it’s hard to get a company to give money to a bunch of perverted sickos who talk about porn and real country music! Just take some time to look at the items up for auction and try to help us out. We will post the links to all the items by Wednesday.

Well, until the stalls need cleaned again… see ya later bitchz!

IBWIP 4 LIFE

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IBWIP Update 9-1-08

August 31, 2008 By Blake Clayton Leave a Comment

Fans-
There seems to be so much going on here at Get Your Hank On Studio. I wanted to shoot yall an email to keep you in the loop. We are super excited about how 2008 has turned out so far. Please bare with us as we go through everything that we got going on:
1.) It’s a new month so please go to Podcastalley and vote for the show. We didn’t have a good turn out in August so please take a couple munutes to show your support.
2.) The IBWIP Auction is this month! On Sept 19 through Sept 28th you’ll be able to go to EBAY and bid on tons of stuff from signed Hank III stuff, Hank Willimas Sr stuff, and even a pair of Norma Jean’s panties SIGNED! Pictures of all the items are on our myspace pics section and we will have links to all the items on our blog at IBWIP.COM really soon.
3.) Episode 19 “So Many Jugs… So Little Time” will be released on Sept 19th as well. Our feature interview will be with the band Big Jugs. We will have music from Politically Erect, new music from The Meat Purveyors, and of course to celebrate Hank’s B-day we will play some Hank Sr. We will of course have tons more laughs as usual.
4.) Metal Farm Magazine Release Party is Sept 6th in Cincinatti Ohio. We will be there and recording from the party. If your going to be there come by and say “Hi”. We will be giving away some IBWIP T-Shirts and tons of IBWIP Stickers.
5.) As most of you know, we have launched IBWIP.COM. We are prepairing to make some cool additions in the next month or so. Make sure you go and subscribe to our blog section. I will no longer be posting blogs on myspace. It’s all about IBWIP.COM now!
6.) If your interested in getting some FREE IBWIP STICKERS… email us and we will tell you were to send your SASE and we’ll get some out to you.
Again, thank you to all the fans, bands, and supporters that have made IBWIP the best damn podcast on the net!
Blake
Norma Jean
Creepy Guy
Get your life together ASSWHOLE!

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