Also known as “The Podcasting God”, Blake is the creator and host of IBWIP. Blake grew up in the foot hills of Iceland and was raised by “Little People” until the age of 12. He was then banished to the great state of Illinois where he developed an obsession with Asian porn. Blake’s teen years were filled with rejection from women, poor grades, and the inability to play any organized sports very well. Blake took to the bottle as a young adult in hopes that he could drink away the failures of his youth. After failed marriages and a failed business venture in plastic sporks, he found that he had a talent (and a face) for podcasting. Hoping to strike it rich he started It Burns When I Pee. Over the years Blake has become a pioneer in the campaign to promote Roots music and the artists who create it. His lack of a filter has given listeners an intimate view of his life through good times as well as bad. Some things you may not know about Blake is that he was once an active customer in the Taiwanese sex trade. He was awarded the Customer of The Year Award in 2009. He also invented the first ever penis pump, but didn’t get a patent because his female roommate throw away the application. Blake also has been kicked out of a Walmart for making cupcakes in an Easy Bake Oven in the men’s bathroom. When asked, “Why do you keep doing IBWIP?” Blake simply answered, “Because my penis is too small for porn and I can’t play any musical instruments!”
Blake Clayton
Also known as “The Podcasting God”, Blake is the creator and host of IBWIP. Blake grew up in the foot hills of Iceland and was raised by “Little People” until the age of 12. He was then banished to the great state of Illinois where he developed an obsession with Asian porn. Blake’s teen years were filled with rejection from women, poor grades, and the inability to play any organized sports very well. Blake took to the bottle as a young adult in hopes that he could drink away the failures of his youth. After failed marriages and a failed business venture in plastic sporks, he found that he had a talent (and a face) for podcasting. Hoping to strike it rich he started It Burns When I Pee. Over the years Blake has become a pioneer in the campaign to promote Roots music and the artists who create it. His lack of a filter has given listeners an intimate view of his life through good times as well as bad. Some things you may not know about Blake is that he was once an active customer in the Taiwanese sex trade. He was awarded the Customer of The Year Award in 2009. He also invented the first ever penis pump, but didn’t get a patent because his female roommate throw away the application. Blake also has been kicked out of a Walmart for making cupcakes in an Easy Bake Oven in the men’s bathroom. When asked, “Why do you keep doing IBWIP?” Blake simply answered, “Because my penis is too small for porn and I can’t play any musical instruments!”
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