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It Burns When I Pee Episode #0050 “4 Years of Making People Poo” Anniversary Special

May 27, 2011 By Blake Clayton Leave a Comment

It Burns When I Pee
Episode #0050 “4 Years of Making People Poo” Anniversary Special

Well another year has passed here in the dirty stalls of IBWIP. In this special extended addition of IBWIP we have a ton of great music and special guests to help us celebrate our 50th episode. Amish BJ takes his normal seat as Blake’s right hand man but really did a lot of extra stuff to make this episode special and I want to give a big shout out to him and thank him right off the bat. During the show we also have some awesome people sit down with us and share the mic. Sean Phillips from What Would Sean Do, Jashie P from Outlaw Radio Chicago and Last False Hope, as well as a very special sit in by the one and only Uncle Bubba. Yes, folks that is right, Uncle Bubba is back and him and Amish B.J really kick Blake’s ass throughout the show! We were also honored to have Professor KAK come in and give us an educated look at IBWIP and it’s effect on modern culture. This segment with Professor KAK actually lead to the name of the episode being changed to it’s current title “4 Years of Making People Poo”.

To even begin to describe what all is in EP50 would take way too long to type (and I am one lazy S.O.B). It would also ruin all the surprises! We can tell you though that The Christy Boys make an appearance; Uncle Bubba, Amish BJ, and Blake become prophets; Sean tells us why his job kicks ass; and Jashie P gives us some breaking news! We also give listeners all the details on Cocker’s cousin Peter and how to have him come to visit your town!

Put what matters the most (as it always has for 4 long years) is the music and we play a ton of it. More songs than I think that we have ever played on an episode of IBWIP. We spin new music from Slackeye Slim, Curst Sons, Rachel Brooke, The Honky Tonk Hustlas. Along with songs from The Blind Staggers, Whiskey Clan, The Wild Boars, The Glass Child, Old Sleeper, Those Darlins, Possessed by Paul James, and Aran Buzzas. I mean seriously folks, if we played anymore music you’d have to punch your dog!

So thank you to all our new listeners as well as our long time faithful followers. Without you guys (and three girls) we wouldn’t keep coming back to bring you the gospel. All we ask is that you enjoy the banter, the music, and tell at least 10 friends about the new episode. We bring the music to the masses and hope in return you’ll bring us into the ears of your friends, relatives, and life partners. Thank you again for being such awesome fans but more importantly the most kick ass extended family that we could ever ask for! See yall in July.
Also don’t forget to head over to Jashie P’s new label Solitary Records.

Any questions or comments? call (206) 339-8419.

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It Burns When I Pee Episode #0049 “Mustachio”

April 22, 2011 By Blake Clayton 1 Comment

It Burns When I Pee
Episode #0049 “Mustachio”

Just when you thought we had fell back asleep, It Burns When I Pee is coming at y’all with EP49 “Mustachio” In this episode we launch the career of yet another Christy, Liam starts off the show and does an amazing job. I love that kid!
We also have two great interviews. First we talk with Jason from the Muddy Roots Festival in preparation for the big event. We also have an amazing interview with the one and only Little Lisa Dixie. This interview is unlike any other one that we have ever done. Lisa joins us for a whole segment and tries her best to keep Amish BJ and Blake in line. She also plays a couple songs while kickin it with us on Skype.

As for the music on this episode we play songs from Justin Otto, Joe Huber, James Hunnicutt, The Steakin’ Healys, Justin Townes Earle, Henrick XIII and The Devil Grass Pickers, Brent Amaker and The Rodeo, and a wold premiere song from Last False Hope, as well as a song from Little Lisa Dixie’s new album.

But you hardcore IBWIP fans are asking… what the hell are you and Amish BJ going to talk about on this episode?! Here is just a quick run down of some of the things we touch on: Being Cock Strong, Head Wind, Cocker still missing, our balls, Camp Crusty, BJ’s new feud with Verbal Abuse and Canada, and how Blake and BJ are going to help the love birds and strangers at The Muddy Roots Festival.

Come check out the show and enjoy, or be offended. Either way it’s a good time or your money back!

Any questions or comments? call (206) 339-8419.

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Cocker movie

September 19, 2010 By Blake Clayton Leave a Comment

The cocker movie part 1 will be released this week. Watch for it!

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Cocker continues to PARTY on the “tour”

September 14, 2010 By Blake Clayton 5 Comments

Another great set of pictures has hit my email. The famous REV NICK REDDITT from Cigar Box Radio took Cocker on a great tour of Orlando Florida. This was the first time that Cocker didn’t drink… but he instead “smoked”. Damn that cock really is partying like a COCKSTAR! He checked out The Swamp and checked out some the downtown Orlando. He even became an official podcaster as he join Nick on the mic. It was awesome. Thanks to Nick for giving Cocker a great stay and even got him his own room. Not sure I wanna know what happened with the lil doggy. HA HA HA HA

A note or 2 from IBWIP

September 5, 2010 By Blake Clayton Leave a Comment

There is a lot going on here in the dirty stalls of IBWIP. Cocker is in Florida right now, we are gearing up for the September episode, and are itching to make 2 big announcements very soon. We hope everyone has a great Labor Day. Mad love to our fans and friends who are going to be hangin’ out at BJ and Nicole’s BBQ

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Cocker Visits IBWIP’s Georgia Peach(s)

September 1, 2010 By Blake Clayton 1 Comment

Cocker arrives in the Garden City!

Cocker IMMEDIATELY finds a seat!

Cocker just wanted to be seen w/ this! He thought it was funny! Who knows how a chicken’s sense of humor works!

Cocker got to sing a few tunes w/ the Godfather of Soul!

Cocker says “NOW THIS IS MY KINDA PLACE!”

Cocker got drunk at a place called The Mellow Mushroom & picked a fight w/ the owner!

Then the bouncer of the place came over & said we had to leave!

Cocker at The Mellow Mushroom before He got us kicked out

Cocker trying to take a nice portrait but of course some silly ass has to throw some bunny ears in there!

Cocker LOVED the record store “Paper Vinyl Cloth” but was VERY disappointed that Renee had already bought ALL of the Hank Sr they own!

Cockers Chistmas Wish List

Cocker says “I DONT FUCKIN’ THINK SO!!!!”

“GET ME THE HELL OUTTA HERE!!!! THESE GEORGIA REDNECKS WILL EAT ANYTHING!!!!!!!”

Cocker visits Boneville, GA! This is about all there is to see there…..

Cocker didnt think this was very funny….

Cocker was excited about visiting Harlem! Unfortunetly this was all there was to see….and they were closed on the day we visited!

Cocker in Boneville! He is drawn to places w/ Beer!

Cocker scares even the most bad ass wildlife!!!!

and finally before heading outta town…..Cocker got to visit the Ghost town of Happy Valley, GA. The birth & final resting place of Blues Legend Blind Willie Mctell. Cocker was quite honored! I think I even saw a little Chicken tear welp up in his little eye.

But he doesn’t leave with out seeing some Georgia Peaches!

It Burns When I Pee Episode #0044 “Ridin’ The Short Bus”

August 27, 2010 By Blake Clayton Leave a Comment

It Burns When I Pee
Episode #0044 “Ridin’ The Short Bus”

It’s that time of year when kids pack up their new back packs for that first day of school. Now all you parents out there have went all over the city to get all the correct supplies, forked out tons of money for new cloths, new shoes, and book fees. It Burns When I Pee is here to put a smile back on your faces. On EP44 we have our first ever special guest host, Joey Fuckup from Cheap Beer and BBQ Radio. Thanks to the SKYPE we were able to join together and do the show. Joey did a great job for only finding out he was going to co-host 3 hours before the show.

In this episode Joey and I tell some stories from our days in school. We also call BJ and Nicole, via SKYPE, and talk to them about their time with Cocker during his stay with them. It was cool as hell to have them on the show. We also wish Nicole a happy birthday in typical IBWIP fashion!

Our featured interview is with Slackeye Slim and Joe Perreze, who we got to sit down with recently when they played a show at Bottom’s Up in Pekin Illinois. They talk about their new CD, and we also spin a couple tunes from it. We also feature music from The Rubber Knife Gang, Joecephus and The George Jonestown Massacre, U.S Bombs, Red Eye Junction, and Van Halen.

So come hang out and forget about all the hours that your going to spend helping with your kids do math homework.

Any questions or comments? call (206) 339-8419.

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It Burns When I Pee
Episode #0043 “Remember That One Time”
On this episode of <a title=”It Burns When I Pee” href=”http://ibwip.com/” target=”_blank”>It Burns When I Pee</a> we turn the table around and poke fun at ourselves. Blake, Uncle Bubba, and Mrs. Bubba tell some embarrassing tales about one another. These stories include fire, running over people, poor safety patrol, and custom car painting. Of course nothing tops the NEWEST and most embarrassing story in IBWIP history! It’s amazing what Blake will do to reach 400 fans.

Episode 43 “Remember that one time…” also features NEW music from Slackeye Slim, Slate Dump, and Big Jugs. We also spin tunes from The Calamity Cubes, The .357 String Band, The Bastards of Apocalypse, Joey Henry’s Dirty Sunshine Club, and Skid Row! At the end of the show we also feature a short interview with the guys from The Calamity Cubes when they were in town in June.

We are also proud to announce that IBWIP has two new employees. Diva Dave and Encyclopedia Billy’s lives will never be the same! We also read some fan feedback, give an update on where Cocker has been hiding, and end the argument of who is going to read the contact information. Also, Blake decides he is one of the Beatles, plays the trumpet and Mrs. Bubba gets cocky with her new found podcasting fame.

Links and more: <a href=”http://www.facebook.com/pages/IBWIP/156295852304?v=photos&ref=search#%21/photo.php?pid=4383024&id=156295852304″ target=”_blank”>Diva Dave</a>, <a href=”http://www.facebook.com/pages/IBWIP/156295852304?v=photos&ref=search#%21/photo.php?pid=4383157&id=156295852304″ target=”_blank”>Encyclopedia Billy</a>, <a href=”http://ibwip.com/2010/07/cocker-hangs-with-lld/” target=”_blank”>Cocker’s Photo Album (Updated)</a>, <a href=”http://www.facebook.com/pages/IBWIP/156295852304?v=photos&ref=search#%21/album.php?aid=189209&id=156295852304″ target=”_blank”>IBWIP & The Calamity Cubes</a>, <a href=”http://www.myspace.com/bottomsuppekin” target=”_blank”>Bottom’s Up</a>, and <a href=”http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.sporksforall.com/wp-content/uploads/chevrolet_citation.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.sporksforall.com/2009/05/10/the-bean-in-the-seat/&usg=__AhC6GNZQwFLEmaHpem6mEiFg1cY=&h=200&w=440&sz=23&hl=en&start=0&sig2=Qj4O1BMaWqk1QG98tzTcYw&tbnid=Cxftwym8j-xBhM:&tbnh=77&tbnw=170&ei=1VxPTL-nI4PDrAe2upmNAw&prev=/images?q=Chevy+Citation&hl=en&biw=1280&bih=582&gbv=2&tbs=isch:1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=87&vpy=274&dur=493&hovh=151&hovw=333&tx=158&ty=84&page=1&ndsp=18&ved=1t:429,r:6,s:0″ target=”_blank”>Chevy Citation</a>.

Any questions or comments? call (206) 339-8419.

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<a title=”Section_86″ href=”http://www.section86.com/”>http://www.section86.com/</a> and <a title=”It Burns When I Pee” href=”http://ibwip.com/” target=”_blank”>http://ibwip.com/</a> IBWIP Episode #0043

IBWIP, Blake, Joey Fuckup, Slackeye Slim, Slate Dump, Big Jugs, The Calamity Cubes, The .357 String Band, The Bastards of Apocalypse, Joey Henry’s Dirty Sunshine Club, Skid Row, Cocker

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Cocker goes to see Encyclopedia Billy

August 21, 2010 By Blake Clayton 1 Comment

I recently opened up an email from our very own Encyclopedia Billy. He told me that Cocker had just left his place and was heading on down to Harlem Georgia. As I looked though the pictures of Cocker’s stay with Billy, I wondered how far he had traveled already in the short time he has being gone. He has been to five states, seven cities, and traveled 1,946 miles! It’s pretty awesome when you think about it. To have fans participate in this has meant so much to us here at IBWIP. But there are still so many places left to go. We have actually only put a dent in the list of people who have signed up for Cocker to visit. The coolest part of this is how creative everyone has been with the photos! So forget about only doing five pictures, take as many as you want. In a month or so we think that we will have enough pictures to put together a “Cocker’s Travel’s” video. Hopefully it will be PART 1 of a series of videos. Thanks again to everyone who has taken Cocker under their wing and opened their homes and families to him. We look forward to seeing the next batch of pictures soon.
The following is the pictures taken of Cocker during his stay with Encyclopedia Billy in Waynesboro, Pennsylvania. Billy was nice enough to provide the descriptions of the pictures as well. Thanks again to Billy and his family for showing Cocker a great time.

Since we were starting early cocker decided to rock out to some ibwip.