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IBWIP Episode #0220 “BOO YAAAA”

October 16, 2015 By Blake Clayton Leave a Comment

Blake, Brett, Jason, Dustin, and Intern Heather discuss the following topics: Baby Skulls, Creepy Cheese Guy, Blake goes to Schaumburg, IL with Mollz; Lego Store and Same room as 5 Asian hookers, Fun Facts with Jason (Horror movies) and Blake’s dog story, Say You Say Me; 1,2,3 or 3,2,1, Stephan “Spooks” Sherman Interview; Ghost Hunter and BooYaaa, More about Nonny’s boobs, and FCF Network.

Music By: The Honky Tonk Hustlas and Those Poor Bastards.

Links from the show: IBWIP Twitter, IBWIP Facebook, IBWIP Event Calander, Pee-A-Vision YouTube Page, iTunes, Stitcher, Rockytopvapor.com (Use promo code IBWIP20 for 20% off), Shockereliquid.com (Use promo code IBWIP20 for 20% off), Craft Vapery.com (Use promo code IBWIP for 10%-20% off)

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It Burns When I Pee Episode #0114 “The Abbott Scale and Pall Mall’s”

October 18, 2013 By Blake Clayton Leave a Comment

The leaves are falling and the winds are turning cool. That can only mean one thing… It’s time for IBWIP to present their Halloween extravaganza! In this episode we spin brand new music from Lonesome Wyatt and The Holy Spooks and Sons of Perdition. We also play music from Those Poor Bastards, The Pine Box Boys, The Goddamn Gallows, and the one and only Ralph Stanley. Of course, these all have a little evil Halloween feel to them.

In this episode Blake, Nick, and Jason discuss their plans for Halloween. All we will indulge is that Nick says Satan is good for making pies, Blake hates children, and Jason is dressing up like a naughty nurse. Jason also shares some amazing fact about Halloween that will have you scratching your head. During Fan Feedback Nick explains in detail about his underwear preference and Blake talks about a video he recently saw.

While Blake is upstairs getting lucky, Nick and Jason welcome Carmella Fettuccini into the studio. She has a very interesting take on Halloween Safety. And finally the guys somehow come up with a new way to rate fat people. Happy Halloween everyone. Be safe and enjoy the show.

Links from the show: IBWIP Twitter, IBWIP Facebook, IBWIP Event Calander, Pee-A-Vision YouTube Page, iTunes, Stitcher

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It Burns When I Pee Episode #0084 “I DON’T LIKE IT”

February 8, 2013 By Blake Clayton 1 Comment

All I can say is this episode is RADIO GOLD! I have never been so excited to release a show before. So let’s get down to it… First the music, of course this is our Valentine’s Day special so all the songs are about love gone wrong. We play Rachel Brooke, The Pine Box Boys, Hank III, Graham Lindsay, Those Poor Bastards, and Scott H. Biram.

The start of the show is pretty touch and go. Blake runs the risk of crapping his pants. We get an email from Holly who obviously has never EVER listened to the show. We welcome Hobo Hiatus and his wife Tawny K from Trailer Park Romance to the show to take on Amish Beej’s and Coldbeer in a fun loving game of “How Well Do You Know Your Partner”. It was a #hilarious game where we find out about Beej’s mom’s waterbed, Tawny K needs to dumb it down of us, and that Coldbeer doesn’t listen to Beej at all.

We also discuss dead wrestlers, Coldbeer’s grandma doesn’t yell on Facebook, and finally… BLAKE IS FAT! This is where the show goes into overdrive… Blake and Mollz join a gym but Blake rebels. Beej offers an alternative work out for Blake and Mollz finally comes down the stairs and kicks Blake’s ass!

In EP84 we welcome our REAL sponsor Piss Poor Washboards to the IBWIP family. Also get your order in right now for the new 1 Year Anniversary of SilentStormRadio.com T-shirt. You can also order the new IBWIP patches. Thanks as always for your support.

Links from the show: IBWIP Calendar of Events, IBWIP Survey, Silent Storm Radio, Stitcher.com, Twitter, Facebook, iTunes, Voxer App, blake@ibwip.com

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It Burns When I Pee Episode #0071 “IBWIP 5th Annual Halloween Special”

October 26, 2012 By Blake Clayton Leave a Comment

In this episode we celebrate Halloween the way IBWIP has for years, evil music and great laughs. In this episode we play music from The Honky Tonk Hustlas, The Goddamn Gallows, The Dirt Daubers, Heinrich XII and The Devilgrass Pickers, The Misfits, and Those Poor Bastards. Of course we get things going with The Moster Mash.

We also celebrate Amish BJ’s 2 year anniversary of being the co-host on the show. He has occupied his dirty still longer than any other co-host. We were lucky enough to have almost 30 VM’s from listeners spread throughout the show honoring him. Congrats to BJ and thank you for all your efforts over the past 2 years.

Now for the guts of the show, Blake plays Pat Sajak and BJ and Coldbeer go head to head in some Halloween trivia. Thankfully Coldbeer get the easiest of the questions right! We also get a call from our kidnapped cock Peter. In the 2^nd segment we “touch” on the Hulk Hogan sex tape. We remind listeners about EP16 and Bubba the Love Sponge’s review of IBWIP. We grade the Hulkster’s package and decide that Heather Clem is a dirty whore. To get more listeners Blake offers up him and Mollz’s sex tapes, BJ admits he would let Stone Cold Steve Austin sleep with Coldbeer, and Blake offers up Mollz to the great Hacksaw Jim Duggan.

We wrap it up with a rundown of the busy IBWIP schedule including interview episodes Munly Jay Munly, Adam Lee & The Dead Horse Sound Company, T. Junior, and Carrie Nation and the Speakeasy. Unfortunately, Blake gets a little crazy with his sound effects and things kinda go a rye.

Come join us for the fun and support IBWIP and Silentstormradio. Tell your friends.

Links from the show: IBWIP Survey, Silent Storm Radio, Stitcher.com, Twitter, Facebook, blake@ibwip.com

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It Burns When I Pee Episode #0054 “Interview with a Vampire”

October 28, 2011 By Blake Clayton Leave a Comment

It Burns When I Pee
Episode #0054 “Interview with a Vampire”

Trick or Treat, smell my feet, give me something good… to listen to! It’s the 4th annual IBWIP Halloween episode. In this episode, we have music by The Meat Purveyors, Carmen Lee and The Tomorrow River Two, The Pine Box Boys, Johnny Cash, Those Poor Bastards, Split Lip Rayfield, Whitetrash Whiplash, The Dirt Daubers, Bobby Bare Jr, Hellbound Glory, and more!

In this episode, IBWIP spits out their first album review. We review Bobby Bare Jr. album A Storm, A Tree, and My Mothers Head. We also discuss The Podcasting God Blake Clayton’s new show and SCM.com. We prep for Halloween by exposing Amish B.J’s bad influence on Coldbeer Coley and having an interview with a REAL Vampire! We also talk about Blake and Uncle Bubba’s trip to Vegas, Coldbeer Coley kissing strippers, and wanting us to have people threating to kill us (wouldn’t that be awesome).

And having the Christy’s on the show wouldn’t be complete without some time spent with Liam and Sean. We talk more about Peter’s travels, our new IBWIP T-shirt offical release date, and a whole lot more. Come join the fun and spend the evening with us.

Links from this episode: Silent Storm Design and Savingcountymusic.com.

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It Burns When I Pee Episode #0046 “Hollow Wienie”

October 29, 2010 By Blake Clayton 2 Comments

It Burns When I Pee
Episode #0046 “Hollow Wienie”

It’s time for the 3rd Annual It Burns When I Pee Halloween Bash! In this episode Blake is joined again by the one and only Amish BJ. What starts out as a Halloween Special quickly turns into talk of kidnapping donkeys, canker soars, and the mysterious disappearance of 150 Facebook fans. BJ and Blake also discuss what Blake needs to do to “Get back the edge”. We get another letter from an attorney during fan feedback, and BJ’s wife interjects to talk about boobies and advises us to get back to talking about Halloween.

And if that wasn’t enough… we have one of the most fun interviews we have ever had on IBWIP. Jakye Orvis, James Hunnicutt, and Rachel Brooke sit down for a little 1 on 3 time with Blake after one of the shows during their tour. This interview is a DONT MISS for sure. Along the way we will be playing songs from Dog Bite Harris, James Hunnicutt, Disco Lepers, Jayke Orvis, Rachel Brooke, Truckstop Darlin, Johnny Cash, Ronnie Hymes, Sons of Perdition, and Those Poor Bastards.

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It Burns When I Pee Episode #0026 “peeHarmony.com”

April 24, 2009 By Blake Clayton Leave a Comment

It Burns When I Pee
Episode #0026 “peeHarmony.com”

In this episode Norma Jean and Blake discuses online dating, come up with a new term for oral sex, and we make a few phone calls. One of these calls was to Blake’s mom and it was funny as hell! We also have a featured interview with Kara Clark. She is a talented singer/songwriter and it was great having her on the show. We will be playing a couple of her songs along with songs from Highlonesome, Robbie Fulks, David Allan Coe, Misery Jackel, and a song from Wayne “The Train” Hancock’s new album Viper of Melody.

As always, Norma Jean reads some fan feedback… the difference this time is that she is sober! Yes it’s true, Norma Jean records her first ever episode of IBWIP without her famous bottle of wine. Don’t worry though guys, she still gives up an “interesting” fact about herself.

Along with some online dating tips (IBWIP Style) you will hear about Asian mail order brides (Yes Blake is still looking into that), an online dating success story from Matt and Liz, and we even talk about “boy shorts!” It was a great time and if you missed the recording session on Pee-A-Vision you also missed out on another Norma Jean Cam (which is only available to live viewers on Pee-A-Vision). And finally we give a preview of EP27 in May. It will be our two year anniversary and will also be our last show. So make sure that you dial up our voicemail number and leave us a message so we can play it on the final episode.

It Burns When I Pee Episode #0008 with Lonesome Wyatt

October 26, 2007 By Blake Clayton 7 Comments

“Lonesome Wyatt“

As the cold October winds blow in, so does It Burns When I Pee. This time though, the Devil is in charge and he’s celebrating Halloween. That witchy hellbilly gal Cheyenne, as usual, starts things off and it all goes evil from then on. We have an interview with the Goth Country ringmaster himself Lonesome Wyatt from Those Poor Bastards. There are tons of devilish tunes (including one of our new favorites Hellalujah) and a special Halloween 911 call. We also have some voicemail’s from some of our goblin fans. So be afraid all you sinners because It Burns When I Pee is going to set fire to your soul! Forget the candy we want your ears. We are sure they will be bleeding when we’re through with you.

Songs Featured From: Hank 3, Split Lip Rayfield, Hellalujah, Porter Hall Tennessee, and Joe Buck. Make sure to check out our past episodes at Section86.com

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